Monday, March 14, 2022

Kneejerk MAGAnians

 Now here come them MAGA trumpicians

with their blame-shifting knee-jerk renditions

not unlike their knee-jerk liberal nemeses

losing sight of who’s the real enemies.

 

Yeah, I say unto thee

even here in this land of the free

they cannot discern who’s the real enemy:

As putin assaults Ukraine unanimity!

Oh! but here come the knee-jerk trumpicians

with their pro-putin sympathetic renditions

blaming Biden for putin’s conflation

and American gas-price inflation,

‘cuz Joe put the brakes on Russian oil

while Ukrainians shed blood, sweat and toil

I mean who in the hell

is blitzing Ukrainian soil?

and murdering Ukrainian citizens

with satanic ruskie denizens!

Now just say it ain’t Joe!

Ye knee-jerk trumpians oughta say so.

Gas Pumps

Just take your gas-guzzling sass

and cram it up your MAGAnian ass

Glass half-full 

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