Them Georgia crackers have sho’nuf got themselves in a hot spot now, if you catch my meanin’. Them Maga politicians from Wash’ton they be hoppin like mexcan jumpin beans, zippin’ on down to Georgia lookin’ for a mess a voters to steal. Start the steal, y’all: they be sayin again. . . Them Maga mavens up on de Hill.
Now dey be sendin’ Uncle Tom to blast through that donkey-ass line, wid it bein fourth down now and 5 in overtime on the 6th a December in the Senate Bowl and the score dam-near tied at 50-49.
Yazzah, them GOPpers on the sideline— lindsey and mitchey—dey be playin’ catchup ball . . . an even the big cheese his own dam self . . . likely be poppin’ from maraloogoo hot to trot on up to Atlanta to make special speech for Unc’Tom since now he be runnin like hell. . . yeah he shonuf gots dat ball, y’all, an he be runnin’ like hell wid it jez like da old days, cuz his teammates up on de Hill be sweatin bullets since ‘lection day. Y’all listen on up now!
Meanwhile, in other Georgia news, US Senator Raphael Warnock is running for re-election. The Reverend Warnock of Ebenezer Baptist Church answered a call to public service two years ago. He was blessed with victory in being elected to the US Senate to represent the great state of Georgia, home of former President Jimmy Carter and God only knows how many other great Americans such as Margaret Mitchell who wrote Gone With the Wind.
And we all know, ya’ll, that good governance in the US Senate will be gone with the wind if the Reverend Warnock is not re-elected and the Maga Republicans be tearing down the goal posts while Uncle Tom takes his seat in the US Senate.
I’m serious y’all!
For more information on this very important electoral choice, listen to Roland Martin’s recent report:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg3Ty1s8PPE
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