Rumble, rumble, toil and tumble
Republican rebel reps: they rumble.
They rumble through the Gaetz of hell
so lately cast by Trumpian spell
Alas! poor McCarthy, they knew him well.
Republican Rogers tries to tell
his fellow Repubs to cease their rumble.
But Richard muzzles Rogers’ remark to a mumble!
In this very first Repub majority
they fall into a ripped authority
as the rapier of rabid rebuttal
Reverts them to a Rebel scuffle,
Reminding us of that Rebel Insurrection
that happened by RebelRepub direction,
that happened exactly two years ago
as Rebel Repubs stooped so dam low.
"Friends, Rebels, MAGA peers,
Lend me your Trumpy ears!"
They said
while a few folks were lying dead!
"Take our Rule of Law and shove it.
We know we Rebels are far above it."
Doesn’t matter that Rebels stormed the Dome two year ago.
"Now We RebelRepubReps are running the show!
Just so you know.
You ain’t seen nothing yets!
Here come that Rebel Gaetz!
We'll blow the wad on Hunter's laptop!
This is our version RebRepRap hiphop!
We’ll teach Kevin how to run the HouseRep Rubble
with Rebel Republican toil and trouble!"
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