Saturday, August 12, 2023

The Beast Goes On

 War v Piece

Rebel v Yank

The beast goes on.

In our escalating cultural war, the piece-writing minions of informed governance are now being ferociously attacked by the warmongering herds of magadomia.

In the court of public opinion, perhaps the piece-niks are, in their minds, winning.

But, but on the other side, the wild side, the Rebs are surrepticiously taking possession of more low ground  than they had started with in the winter of 2021.

Genteel exchanges between piece-niks are still predictively ongoing as civilized literati conduct public discourse among themselves, piece by piece, while the rebels prepare for football season and fox-hunting sport.

Commentaries bloom as piece-nik Tom mentions in media discourse that he gleans cogent analysis from Dick’s piece about  Harry as he’s headed for the potter’s field.

Then Harry shows up at Westminster escorting himself in as if he were crashing a party sans comment. The Queen is dead; long live the queen of hearts, trumped by the ace of sorrows while the royal wish ran away with the doom. Good luck with that, Charles. Stay away from French tunnels and you’ll do fine.

All the while, them grassy-knoll obsessors persist in tossing  their two-cents worth of smoking gun speculations. Where’s Uncle Walter when you need him to explain . . .

 But back in the here and now, Vlad the mad attacks Sudetan Donbas-land.

 Red rover, red rover, send the lawyers right over, saith the magamob, as the weird sisters mumbojumbo backstage, double double royal and trouble. . .

magawood doth move against courthouse games while the weird sisters MTG wail hail hail Donaldduff who shall be king hereafter. 

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, monster-truck master Donaldud rounds up his herd for the fall market.  Backstage, the weird sisters mumble double double royal and trouble. Unbeknownst to most piece-loving dorks, magawood doth move against legal-games as the weird sisters chant hail hail Donaldduff who shall be king hereafter. 

Meanwhile methinks Uncle Joe oughta stay away from ford’s theatre as magamobs gather for trumpian trashtalk insurrection reruns, ’23 version.

Jan6gungls

Court-jester in Chief cranks up his motor-mouth again, just as he did in Jan6 mumbo-jumbo. All hell breaks loose as all magas hail the chief insurrectionist.

Glass half-Full

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