Parable of the Christian

Then it happened that as Christian was reclining at the table in the Democrat house, many liberals and genderites and were associating with the legaqubes. When the magalicals saw this, they said to his associates, “Why is your leader hobnobbing with the libtards and the legaqubes?” Thanks for reading Carey's Snippets! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. But when Christian heard this, he said, “People who are on the right track don’t necessarily need someone to straighten them out. The ministry of reconciliation is for those who need to be directed in their chosen lifestyle.” A few days later, at another venue, Christian gathered his associates and taught them what truly Faithful evangelism is really all about. So he sent them out with a few instructions, to whit: “Don’t get all bent out of shape about getting rich or famous. You don’t necessarily need to spend all your time with the evangelicals and the churchgoers. As you mozy around the county, or the state or even from coast to coast, don’t lollygag your time with the religiites, and don’t just hang out with the evangelicals, but go, instead, to all those folks out there who have wandered away from faith and have gone astray.” “And wherever you go, preach, saying the kingdom of heaven is eminent. It could happen, y’all! with you or without you. Heal sick people, raise up those who have fallen into destructive lifestyes, help the defilers get their act cleaned up. Rebuke demonic acting out. Freely you have received; I didn’t charge you for this. So you ought not require compensation for your good samaritan generosity. You did not inspire such generosity; the Lord God Creator of the Universe did. Don’t go around hankering for money, or assets, or a fat bank account, or insane cars, or multiple speculation portfolios. I mean, there’s nothing wrong with those things if they are handled properly and appropriately, but if you get all bent out of shape over getting rich or being top dog or hobnobbing with the fat cats and the cool cats, or chasing black swans, you’ve lost sight of the true prize. Keep your eye on the true prize.”

“Whoever is willing to listen to you, hang out with ‘em for a while. It doesn’t matter what color they are or what color flag they’re flying, just treat ‘em as you would expect them to treat you. Be nice. Be liberal in you generosity. And listen to them. You might learn a thing or two. lf they dis you or give you the shaft, just check out. Don’t make a big deal of it, and you don’t need to go around talking sh** about them. Live and live let. Life is good; get on with it. There’s a lot of work to do in a world that is not bent on destruction. We cannot be lollygagging around casting accusations of nananabooboo and whatsit2ya and who the hell do you think you are. So remember what we told you. Love your neighbor, no matter how degenerate you think they are. . . and even love those who spite you and act out to take your jobs. Treat ‘em like the human being that you consider yourself to be, even if they are a democrat.” He told them that! and She did too. What’s it to you? Glass half-Full