Many Many Jerky Persians

King Trumpednezzar was feasting in his oval lair with his maga minions when suddenly an elephant swaggered through his maga-feed, tweeting out cryptic memes of antidisestablishmentinterianistic drivel to violate his whitewashed walls, to wit: Many, Many Nukey Persians Thanks for reading Carey's Snippets! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. Say what? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Suddenly, jingle jangle, now in what are we entangled? Phone calls from MAGA stalls. . . more calls from RINO halls: Persian nukers falling down, falling down! Persian nukers going down, bye, bye, Shiites! oh but!. . . Gotta look good and be a winner, oh great Trumpednezzar!

. . . meanwhile back at the oval . . . squash the Persians; make them grovel! . . . dithering in a coup-top flipflop; . . . we’ll go make a fake news bomb hop! we’ll make them Persians STOP Stop them Persians from making nukes Magas and elephants, just ignore the flukes. Proud boys and three percenters, stand by! We’ll blow them persian nukes sky high Let’s blast armageddon

into MAGA heaven! Smoke