Tuesday, December 30, 2025
The Thorn Bush Parable Update
Once upon an historical time, in an era long, long ago, in a land far, far away. . . our biblical correspondent, Judges Nine (number nion, number nion. . .) reported that, for whatever reason we know not, the trees of the field had said to the thorn bush, "You come and reign over us."
Our correspondent Biblio reports, from Mount Gerizim:
Judges 9:15:
"And the thorny bush said to the trees, 'If, in good faith you are anointing me king over you then come and take refuge in my shade, but if not, let fire come out of the thorny bush and devour the cedars of Lebanon"
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Meanwhile, back at the tranche of history. . . Moses' great great great grand-cousin in the 21st century - Journal Izma, reports on the the bull moose party, that archaic GOP, (said to be) the party-of-Lincoln. . . you know - that slow-moving elephantine party - what used to be the Republican party. . . anyway. . . Journalizma continued his reporting, and his crusade to bring to justice the proud buoys and the three-perverters and the oathbleepers. . . (you remember) those insurrectionists on Capitol hill who mounted the janus-sixsix rebellion, (he said/she said blahblah). . .
"If you have acted in good faith and integrity with US the People, then go ahead and go whacko with your marlogo hero."
" But if not, let Our Rule of Law/Our Constitution fall heavily , because, back in the day, the days of long ago and far away, something like the thorn bush had said to the trees, "stand back and stand by" and 'If you are swearing me in as your main guy, then come and get hooked up to my artful Deal, but if not…
. . . let fire blaze down against those reps who are counting out the votes of US the people, and let fire come out from the leaders of the donkeys and from the old-school elephants, to strike Trumpimelech with the hammer of Justice.
But Jotham and Gotham and Tom, Dick and Harry and Jezebel ran away in fear of Trumpimelech, Abimelech's descendant., because, as Simon had said, the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls, or Capitol halls, or something like that.
Stay tuned for news at the 11th hour . . .
Glass half-Full
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