Friday, January 22, 2016

An English Lesson for Birdbrains


In the English language, appending an "s" at the end of a common noun renders the word plural, as in:

Birds eat.

Example:


The other side of the story in English is this: appending an "s" at the end of a verb designates the present tense:

Bird eats.

Example:


In the Faith language, appending a statement of faith to an event renders it more meaningful.

Example:

"Look at the birds of the air, that they do not sow, nor reap nor gather into barns, and yet your Heavenly Father feeds them."

In Economics language, appending a bird pic and a statement of faith to an unemployed birdbrain's idle musings renders the event an experience of faith instead of foolishness.

That's today's lesson.

Go in peace.


Glass half-Full

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