It has been 529 years since a new continent was discovered, but now the unexpected has happened.
While exploring the outer regions of our galaxy, the space probe Skip2mLoo has beamed images back to Earth, indicating the presence of a heretofore unknown planet, which has been named Arubor.
The Skip2mLoo space craft has transmitted the first images of Arubor, indicating an attractive arrangement of what appear to be mineral-like structures, possibly inhabited, by the looks of it.
The Skip2mLoo probe, financed and developed by the infamous Testapplum Consortium, was launched on April 1st, 2022. Since that groundbreaking launch, Skip2mLoo has traversed the entire Universe and having reached the limits of all things great and small has now transmitted these images, Note the mysterious abode, or whatever it is, atop this skyscraping Aruborean structure:
The great hope is that the inhabitants thereof will be respected and treated better than the indigenous inhabitants of the last continent that was discovered.
AI engineers have determined that in this politically correct woken 21st-century exploratory encounter, the indigenous inhabitants will not be scammed with a $24 incentive of beads and trinkets, as happened last time, but will be generously compensated for their inconvenience and benevolent cooperation with a 24-million cryptoid endowment as compensation for their cooperation in exploring and exploiting the resource-laden outbacks of Arubor.
The Skip2maLoo has identified an unidentified object which may be an inhabited structure, perhaps an indicator of life as we know it, or life as we do not know it or somewhere in between.
For updates on the groundbreaking exploration of the Skip2mLoo on Arubor, tune into News at 11, or visit www.AruborPlunder.bs.
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