A tragedy by Willem Shakespurs
Act 1, Scene 1, whereupon Mactrumph and Bankeroo, at a swamp near Ovalhovel, happen upon the three weird magas, November 2020, Thunder. Enter the three weird magas.
Hag Eastman: This election shall be tempest-toss’d. Oh, look what I have, a magaplot, fully loaded for insurrection. But hark! a drum, a dumdum drum! Mactrumph doth come!
.Enter Mactrumph and Bankeroo.
Mactrumph: So foul an affair I have not yet seen. But lookee here, who might this be?
Hag Rudy: All hail, Mactrumph, thane of N’York!
Hag Bannon: All hail, Mactrumph, bane of AtlanticCity!
Hag Eastman: All hail, Mactrumph, who shall be KING hereafter!
Mactrumph: excited, Stay! you rowdy speakers, tell me more!
Hag Eastman: Double, double, toil and trouble, election will turn and cauldron will bubble!
Hag Bannon: Mactrumph shall ever powerful be, when maga hoods shall move against congress’ game!
Hag Rudy: Mactrumph shall ever POTUS be, ’til Judges’ gavels shall Mactrumph’s game unravel!
To be discontinued. . .
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