Friday, September 13, 2024
Euro 2014-44
a poem to show history, in case you didn't now, if you're caught up in the 21-century show:
The Sarejevo snafu snuffed out simplicity.
No longer did the world make sense, if it ever did.
One Archduke less in the world and all hell breaks loose.
Scramble, scramble, time to gamble, said Kaiser to the Emperor.
Let me see what my generals say: We’ll make the Belgians whimper.
That’s it! We’ll hit ‘em where they least expect it. We’ll show those
Serbian radicals who’s in charge.
Cuz we know the Russians will get possessive
with their Balkan pawns. And yeah, they’ll wanna
hunky dory with the French. But no! they ain’t a gonna.
Suddenly All’s hell on the western front
for four dam’d years: mudholes trenched in blood sweat drenched
Tears and fears, for sure; yet they did endure
until the madness got tamped down, for sure
or maybe not so sure. But yes, they did endure! until it all died down
Burnt bridges, muddened stitches, doughboy britches mud-slather’d
blood-splattered in ’18, squelching out the bad dream.
Almanac of Gotha cast aside, forever there to hide
in Belgian mud, and so the Royals fell with a thud,
except for George the British king!
Oh death, where is thy sting? In Flanders Field the bells do ring.
Wager not when the dice get rolled. “Ask not for whom the bell tolls.
It tolls for thee!” Yes, you, who assumed ye knew what fate would become to you. Did you comprehend when the war grew and grew
the way to out-live that ancient Royal fray. How many royals did they save today?
But then a low-life corporal slithered from his mein kamph cell
to envision a new teutonic thule-school hell
and to trash the treaty of Versailles—spitting venom into Euro eyes.
With a mere twenty years between the wars
Suddenly ’t’was no peace in the stars.
Yeah, I say unto thee, sad but true
as blackshirt furor grew and grew
Versailles security got ambushed
when demon corporal launched his beer hall putsch.
Next thing you know all hell break loose
Euro heads strung in nazi noose
Again! Oh no! Sudetan treaties ripped to shreds
as suddenly, while yon highbrows come and go
looking for Michelangelo, what they encounter instead
is ancient Beast come back from dead.
So suddenly, they can’t get their bearings
as Euros quake with teutonic swearings:
rabid slobbering through an Austrian’s brushy fuzz
far more deranged than any emperor ever was
uber menschen sucked in ancient thule, ghoul drool.
Germany went panting for the ranting fool.
All hell broke loose, Europe in a nazi noose
’til the Rus crossed the Oder and yanks crossed the Rhine,
Little Austro-maniac self-eliminated, just in time
Yanks closed up Pandora’s box: all them german demons pox’d.
After all that big-kill, the world stood still
for a while. Then came style. (to be continued)
Smoke
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