So . . .in a moment of high tension and national crisis, an outgoing President of the United States has to make a choice between two different lawyer cliques, one of which will define his legacy and confirm for posterity his destiny in the history books.
The Groups:
1.) His official legal staff, a few highly qualified lawyers who have been advising him all along, during his 4-year term in office.
2.) A new, untested group of whacko lawyers who are dredging up, from the muck and the mire of human gullibility, a sack of pseudo-legal strategies to undermine our Constitutional Courts of Law while creeping through sub-legalian tunnels, then slithering beneath Congress and wiggling up into the White House for another four years.
Very stable genius that he is, the president thus carves his own destiny by choosing a wild, unprecedented path that will guarantee him a special place in the history books.
So, what does he do?
He ignores his legitimate lawyers.
Instead, he instructs his team of whacko lawyers to get ready. Then he steps aside stealthily, to summon forth, in the wee hours of December darkness, a special reserve team whom he had instructed, earlier . . . to stand back and stand by.
He releases his pet tweetie-bird to carry the message. But thank God, some of our alert lawmakers intercepted it.
“. . . . Will be wild!”
Webster’s dictionary defines “wild”:
adjective. uncivilized, unconstrained by caution or convention, completely undisciplined, very angry, irrational, uncontrolled.
And wild it was. Only a very stable desperado could have dreamed up such a wild insurrection scheme—a cutting-edge call-to-arms that would carve out for himself a place in history.
Congratulations, Donald, you will go down in history, subverting our Rule of Law to the same depths of Rebel fate as Jefferson Davis: the Loser.
Stay tuned for more News from our Select House Committee, at the 11th hour of our .gov.
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