Tale of '08 to '23 from me to Thee

2008! Don’t be late!

Shake us up some funny money; outlook’s sunny, honey!

We Boardwalk hawk’n, Park Place talk’n 

Hawk us up some Wall street talk.

Wallow in some MBS’n holler, makin’ CDOs from debit dollars

I stream, you scream, everybody stream american dream

Find some money make us money yield us up some funny money

Cuz Fed obscurity profits Mortgage-backed securities. 

While words of the prophets get written on the subway walls

Words of the babyl get scriven in the wallstreet halls

Digitizing instruments yield convoluted increments. 

Yields percolate uptown while derivatives clowns make rounds.

Funny money fleecing free on quantitative easing tree

London bridges falling down yield margin calling here uptown.

Quantitative easing trees yield monetizing easy fees.

Flyover country buildings yield  adventure capital rising deals

 blinking thinking winking bringing flyover country sinking

Tea Party farty warty wielding starty farty beanie weenee

GDP Economy yielding GOP lobotomy

In flyover country’s Deep State suspicion

while Demmies  do their deepstate rendition.

As Coastal hosts toast wallstreet rally,

Fannie Freddie Teddy Sally,

King’s in check while Queen’s in debt

Day traders go for all they can get

Now here’s a Wall Street wreck!

Oh heck! Now Main Street’s in check.

But the Joker has his Park Place money;

Now he makes his move so phony

So Joker jolts his casino poker

pokin’ at Dem deepstate wokers 

jokin’ bout some  Demo woke.

But really now it ain’t no joke!

Next thing you know all hell’s broke loose

with our Capitol strung in riot noose.

So send the Joker back’t MarLago

cuz his Capitol pokers’ turned whacko

in a  Joker/ Towcker ’n Foxy show

as good ole Joe said  now we know

cuz good boy Mike said No! I won’t go,

while WaPoTimes yet come and go

sayin’ see! I told you so!

And that’s the way things be

here and now in ’23!

Glass half-Full