Glass half-Full and Glass Chimera

Listen, Americans, and I shall tell ya of the hero who stopped a maga rebellion On the sixth of January, 2021: He swung a. gavel, not a gun. Many a citizen, still alive still remembers that deep dive into treasonous mad rebellion by a herd of magamaniac hellions. But there was one brave man who stopped the show, While rioters shouted go, go go! VP Mike said NO NO NO. That's not the way it's done. No, not by the power of the gun Nor by the force of insurrection. We will not go in that direction! The Joker had drummed up their maga ire; it burned hot like confederate fire: a zombie contrivance of the old rebel yell a twisted revival for slavery's hell! As the war drums pounded in Congressional halls Traitors sent out their insurrection calls. Gallows for VP Pence were erected outside while the joker stoked madness in the maddening tide as if Mike's honor depended on the joker's plot while insurrectionists drummed up a fury so hot! But when Security led our Congress to safe places those traitorous gamblers lost all their aces. So they danced around for awhile liked they owned the place but really they were drumming up a great disgrace. But Mike Pence knew as the American people did too 't'was the witch of Endor, a maga staffer say'in' the trump shall be prez hereafter! But Mike Pence knew as the American people did too that their votes, being counted would show the insurrectionists routed, far, far away to the hovels of maga-land where their rocky rebellion would sink in the sand. And so, while Mike was escorted to a safe place far below the riot, away from the maga rats' race, His aides sought counsel in desperate prayer as Mike's family huddled in the hovel downstairs, Advisors Marc and Greg sought wisdom in Scriptures as, floors above, insurrectionists ripped their riptures slashing here and destroying there having for our Congress not a care holding no respect for Constitution, nor reverence for our lawful institutions. But after many hours of terror and destruction Our Metro and Capitol Police ended that obstruction. In the wee hours of Jan7 morning after the riotous Jan6 storming, Congress re-convened to count Electoral votes, thus restoring our American electoral hopes. They counted the Electoral votes; thus defeating the insurrectionist dopes. On the 7th of January, 1921 Mike swung his gavel, not a gun. Many a citizen, still alive still remembers that deep dive into treasonous mad rebellion by a herd of magamaniac hellions. But Mike saved the day by upending the fray swinging his gavel in Lawful duty while magas clung to their trumpian booty. But for their booty I wouldn't give you a dime 'cuz our Constitution prevails, time after time. And I told them that! said Amos to Andy as they sat. Listen, Americans, and you shall hear how Mike Pence saved our Republic, so dear! Go to Dome, directly to the dome. Do not pass go; do not collect dollars Go complain to your Daily Callers! We like calling America home, while magas wail and insurrectionists roam.  Go on! skeedaddle! We don't want your magamania battle! Glass half-Full