Rhymes in Times

I don’t know but I been told we been here since days of old. I’ve heard tales of a long-ago roamer whose Aegean sagas were told by Homer. Verses of Israel came through Solomon. History leaves tracks as stories seem to follow men. Animated fables were told by Aesop forerunners of twentieth century bebop. Early sports reporting came through Pindar like stadium snacks now served by the vendor. Roman rhymes came through Virgil; Euro heroes leaped o’er every hurtle. Beowulf came along with tale of Grendl which now you can read about on any Kindle. If you think I’m stretching lines to make a rhyme It’s because my rhymes are only worth a dime As Arlo had sung he don’t want a pickle He just wanna ride on his motor-cicle. My rhymes here detected the Daily Caller. for which I wouldn’t give a greenback dollar But as usual I regress So to my silly rhymes I will address Cuz Joyce said God could make a tree but poems were writ by fools like me. Now this here rhyme rant started when my overloaded brain farted I’m not making this up I’m going to make sure this poetic cup fills up; y’all listen up! I was trying to find an historical rhyme about our situation now and the one back in time When the Senate Committee to investigate heard testimony about the break-in at Watergate. T’was a crime commissioned by tricky Dick Nixon When he enlisted some burglars for political fixin’ But the Senate committee investigated the crime; Then that dirty tricks crew did their time Now we see a similar crime that got investigated When the January sixth rebels were interrogated. They’d been trying to steal the election with a trump-instigated insurrection. But later, when the dust had settled Our US House put pedal to metal to convene, by House committee in session and administer investigative detection. So the special House Jan6 interviews reminded me of that old Watergate news and Senator Sam with his Carolina drawl. Please, ye Americans remember the history, y’all! But this it time ’t’was conducted by Rep Benny as they conducted enquiries, so many. Now our 2024 election’s next Tuesday I hope the American. people remember past days when a President learned the hard way that crime don’t pay Then those Watergate crimes were discovered Now like those tricky Dick treasons that got uncovered We have a new strain of lawbreaking discovered. With such a critical election only six days away we must condemn that insurrectionist fray

I urge you to vote against that January sixth mob cuz to maintain our Republic is the People’s job Don’t let him back in—chief insurrectionst trump but choose Harris and Kick donnie out on his rump!